Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…