If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning