It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat