I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload