People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…