Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
When God closes one store He opens another
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
