It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is