It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!