The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…