Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something