Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…