Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
My ego is too big
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…