Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf