You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone