We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
Mating For Life Saved My
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys