All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing