Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
Love may never win but love always ties
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it