There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions