I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy