What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I