In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter