When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant