I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining