If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
Easy to please but problematic to appease
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder