When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
God is the world’s only super-bower
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…