In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job