When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…