Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words