For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…