I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…