Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works