In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her