When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
