Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…