No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…