It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,