I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results