Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the