My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it