You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?