Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all