The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend