My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
A being becomes human when you add meaning
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…