What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up