All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
My ego is too big
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact