The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?