Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war