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For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble