No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in