or, The World Is a Hypertext
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said